They say that when a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self defense.
There is truth in every joke in my case. I am guilty of spousal abuse. I once slapped Jim straight in the face during a game of Catch Phrase if I remember right. He was sitting next to me, but unfortunately for him , on the opposing team. He flinched for years after that.
here are a few more "amusing" thoughts for your weekend……
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent
I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible
WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
light on.
A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE
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ReplyDeletei'm going to throw out a woefull and quiet "Amen" for my poor Frankie, who would be unable to do it without looking over his shoulder. i sense a lone bugler playing taps in the distance.
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